if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time
-drink wine till 4am, alone in your room watching Youtube videos where Ellen gives stuff away and you cry -drink whiskey till 3am watching dogs reunite with soldiers or movies you used to watch as a kid, sobbing -go on a juice cleanse -go off the juice cleanse, embrace that life is short and eat only burritos for two weeks straight -buy a six-pack of beer on a Tuesday -stop texting all your friends and just feel like it is impossible to talk to anybody -text all your friends and ask them to meet you somewhere, anywhere, dive bar, movies, what are you up to, how have you been? -refuse to think about your life past the stretch of this weekend -find that you can only think about your future like you are a shark and you have to keep swimming forever, but swimming is making more and more money -decide to educate yourself about wine -wonder about learning a new language -daydream 24/7 -buy tights that look like thigh-high socks -wear red lipstick -wear very dark berry lipstick -cut your hair all off/get bangs/try a subtle ombre or simply deep condition -bite your cuticles till you bleed -stare strangely at your blood like it has betrayed you -avoid your mom’s questions like “how are you” and simply tell her about the time you made waffles or risotto for a group of your friends -kiss a stranger, think about kissing a stranger, open up the internet and look for strangers to think about kissing -resolve to save up money -accidentally blow the money on sulfate-free shampoo -continue to blow the money on items for stir fry, sturdier shoes, six books, a subscription to something -get THIS close to booking travel to Thailand, New Orleans, Spain -look up costs of living anywhere but here but mostly in Austin -be snippy -yep, you take up running or yoga or spin to change the easiest parts of yourself (that are honestly the hardest) -refuse to schedule doctor’s appointment,s will yourself to never get hurt again -start taking better care of your skin, except you don’t shower as often -be barefoot often -dream in panic attacks -try to make your bed or pay bills on time or do anything right -look happier on Instagram than anywhere else -whenever somebody asks about jobs you burp and change the subject -decide the only solution is to move somewhere else and buy linen neon scarves and gold rings -decide you’ve missed your calling as food truck nacho fusion creator, makeup artist, hair goddess, photographer, professional hot dog eater, animal whisperer -briefly wonder if you can stay in school forever? -pick up, keep moving, buy garbage bags, be functional, pray for relief
okay so I keep seeing people claiming that Cersei’s jealousy of Brienne is OOC and I am just baffled to be honest.
Cersei is so jealous of Brienne. There is not a fibre of Cersei’s being that is not jealous of Brienne.
and that has nothing to do with Jaime.
Jealousy is absolutely present in that scene, but it’s all at the beginning: “You’re Lord Selwyn Tarth’s daughter, that makes you a lady whether you want to be or not” absolutely reeks of Tywin. These are the same words that Cersei herself has heard her whole life. These are the words that little six year old Cersei is told when Tywin catches her swapping clothes with Jaime so she can learn swordfighting.
Yet here’s this enormous ridiculous woman who has everything Cersei wants: freedom, physical power, a life without fear of being played as a pawn when she knows she’s more than that.
And we all know Cersei, Cersei hates being the less-powerful party, and for all that she could have Brienne carted off to the dungeons if she wanted, the fact that Brienne has so much that Cersei wants is infuriating for her. She needs to find a weakness, and she does; the way Brienne smiles when she talks about Jaime is textbook schoolgirl crush and suddenly Cersei has the upper hand.
Now she has something Brienne wants, and she’s going to play that to her advantage. In making jibes about Brienne’s history and directly challenging her love for Jaime, Cersei is proving both to herself and to Brienne that she is superior.
Brienne might be a warrior but Cersei is a lioness. Cersei is a Queen. Cersei has Jaime’s heart.
For months readers have worried that Dick Grayson might be the latest Robin to die in comics. The signs were certainly there. He was tortured and had his identity revealed in Forever Evil. And then they cancelled his comic, Nightwing.
But rest assure Dick lovers, Mr. Grayson is staying in comics
According to USA Today, he is getting a new job - spy with the CIA like organization Spyral and a new costume:
At the very least, he is getting a wardrobe makeover, courtesy of Grayson artist Mikel Janin: Gone is Grayson’s mask, and his new outfit reflects the blue-and-black color scheme of his Nightwing togs and features a “G” on his chest, reminiscent of the old “R” from his Robin days.
Tim Seeley and Tom King are joining Janin on the book.
oh, i can’t take take another heartache i was feelin’ done in, couldn’t win just a perfect day, drink sangria in the park i am the girl you know can’t look you in the eye in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel
it seems that i have been held in some dreaming state wide-eyed, grinning in the darkened room raindrops like bullets on my fragile skin cheated by the opposite of love living for only one, when will it stop?